When it rains, it pours.

So some of you already heard - I have a busted-up knee. It'd been hurting and just got worse and worse so finally I went to the orthopedic doctor yesterday who took an x-ray which showed that my knee cap is here.....when it should be over here; nice. So, 4-6 weeks of physical therapy and if that doesn't work, surgery. Disneyland is going to SUCK. As if the limping and the pain of this knee wasn't bad enough, last night I'm wrapping Rob's presents. I got him 4 Mickey Mouse stepping stones - you know, those big, heavy concrete things that you put down on your grass and make a path to walk on with. Well my knee was hurting and I wanted to take the easy way out. So I put those 4 heavy stepping stones into a big bag - brilliant idea. I couldn't lift the thing, so I was handing it to him to move to where the presents were, the bag busted and all four stepping stones crashed down on to my three middle toes on my foot on the other leg! SONOFABISCUIT! Blood everywhere, me crying.....ohhhh God, you know how it hurts when you stub a toe....I had 3 toes - CRUSHED. AND - one of Mickey's ears broke off of one of them - thinking that's the one that cut my toes. So this morning....I am limping like you have never seen a fat chick limp - busted up knee on one leg...and shattered toes on the other.

We're having our department holiday lunch today at a Chinese buffet - the visual on my fatness limping back and forth to go get more food is priceless.